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Storming the Citadel
12/13/2009 11:15 PM by Scubacuda.

It feels a bit awkward storming into a place that has been barricaded for the past...oh I don't know...7 years now? It's been a while since we last visited Icecrown Citadel. But finally after the Argent Crusade discovered a fantastic siege weapon called a "battering ram," we finally get to head inside and make way to Arthas.

Lord Marrowgar was our first encounter. I don't have much to say about this boss except he's like Supremus, but in an amusing way. After killing him, you can get an amazing upwards view of the frozen spire.

Lady Deathwhisper was next. Despite her name, she doesn't whisper sweet nothings to you. Remember Moam from AQ20? You needed like 7 priests to mana burn that asshole in addition to Viper Sting and everything else. In this fight however, it's far more civilized.

After that boss is the most ingenious boss...erm, encounter, in WoW. A one-on-one battle between a Horde gunship and an Alliance gunship. Yes, they have names, but that isn't important. I cannot begin to tell you have unbelievably boring the fight is from a healer perspective. Henceforth, that is why it's fun. Also, rocket packs on a druid's ass. Andas has never looked so aggressive.

Finally, the son of a father that has been known to absolutely decimate Alliance raids in Orgrimmar. Yes, Saurfang made his return to ICC, but in the form of a DK. He sadly doesn't live up to his reputation of his father and rather looks like a whimp. You might be asking yourself why he isn't in our kill shot. Well his father had the audacity to arrive and take his bloody body away. We were never given a opportunity to tea-bag or do anything else.

I'm also happy to report that Blizzard made Muradin Bronzebeard black like Brann was early in the expansion. He sounds like the Demoman in Team Fortress 2.

Future content is locked until after January arrives. Blizzard did that for obvious reasons.

In the meantime, everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy...w/e that Jewish holiday is. I can never spell it.

Comments

It is spelled Hanukkah (no I am not Jewish)

Scary that you get turned on by jetpacks on Andas's ass.

Moril at 12/14/2009 12:48 AM
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