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As of 6/25/2009, we are looking for tanks and dps. People that want to tank but have dps gear is a plus.
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Latest Guild News
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| When Dream and Day Unite! |
"...and though the time will come when dream and day unite, tonight the only consolation causing him to fight in fearless faith in destiny."
Yogg-Saron is the thing of your dreams, and nightmares for that matter. One cannot help but go insane at just the sheer sight of him. This Old God, however, underestimates mortals to such a large extent he didn't really expect us to rip apart that human avatar of his. I cannot begin to tell you how many people wanted to get their hands on Sara...but in the end, all they did was /kiss her.
Morons...

Likely or not, it's a dream that we keep. Yogg-Saron can stay permanently out of our minds now. One less Old God to worry about.
I hear the Titans have sent a messenger to Azeroth to "check" if the planet is worthy. Algalon should pay attention, we are coming for him in due time. |
| 98...99...100...101... |
I'm a mount addict...
When the 50 mounts achievement came out, I immediately blitzed to sieze it. After getting it, the 100 mounts achievement unlocked. I knew then, that I HAD to do what I needed to do to get it.
BEHOLD!

I've received word that someone from <The Fabled> got theirs earlier in the week. Anyone on Alliance yet?
I got this late Saturday evening, so if nobody else got it before me it IS official that I am the first one!
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| Introducing Vezax SaroNyQuil |
General Vezax is the perfect boss encounter for those who like the green substance contained within Nyquil bottles. He takes those bottles and changes their shape and appear into SaroNyQuil. It is an excellent product name I know...I created it myself!
Anyways, his target audience for his new product is healers; very mana-hungry healers. We break crystals and we the healers get in on all that green shit on the floor before it seeps into the cracks of the floor. We can't stop craving it! We keep beating on Vezax to give us more until we realized, that in doing so, we actually killed him.

Oh well, we'll have to learn to suppress our addiction for a week now. In the mean time, that bitch Sara (not our paladin) will need to learn how to be more quiet, because we are now just one room away. And Redlightnin wants to get his hands all over her... |
| Shall I push the button? |
I hate Mimiron, plain and simple. This is the worst boss fight in the game for a healer due to the insane amount of AoE healing that needs to be dished out. I swore at my monitor all damn night due to the stupid mechanics of this fight. After much time spent, we won! And for some strange reason, Mimiron grew in size. I am compelled to attribute that to Letum, our esteemed gnome warlock. Gnomes do strange things and, well, for him he kept shooting his "stuff" at Mimiron's head all night. What that stuff is, I don't think we will know.

Mimiron finally decided to let us graduate from crash test school or whatever and move on to that big Faceless One (he has a face) General Vezax. Vezax will die on Sunday, the fight is a joke. The serene environment of Ulduar takes a nice dark twist once you enter the Descent to Madness. The art looks fantastic! |
| Where have I seen you before? |
Thorim suffers from an identity crisis, as well as a physical one. Before Patch 3.1, he was shorter and thinner. According to those wenches in the villiage in Storm Peaks, they all want him...for whatever reason. I could understand their yearning. But now?!

Thorim's quite changed! He's taller, probably in BOTH ways, but he's packed on the pounds! I guess you win some and lose some. For those ladies, I guess they will have to determine what they want.
Clearly his idiot brother Loken had something to do with it. Or maybe Yogg-Saron. Either way, he pretty much hates you now for subjecting him to this crap he's had to endure since you first met him in that lonely little tower (which by the way, takes you to the middle of Dragonblight if you Slowfall off with a motorcycle).
Mimiron is next. While messing around in the 10-man version is fun, the fight presents an interesting mechanic that I believe only was best put by a GLA Scud Launcher in C&C Generals:
"SHALL I PUSH THE BUTTON?" |
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